When we last left our heroes, they had just beaten a golem after Shirobon was told the legend of the champions......The teams got back together.......And, that's about it......

Rock: Do you have an issue with water or something?

Shadow: Oh, NOW you've got him started!

Sonic: Not a BIG issue, I don't have a problem with getting wet, I've got nothing against the ocean (I'd even marry it if I could)

Shadow: Oh, please. *To Crash* Listen to this guy!

*Crash shruggs*

Sonic: It's just the fact that I can't swim is all.

Rock: I see.....

Mario: Don't-a worry *The camera pans over where you can only see Sonic and Mario* If you ever fell in, I'd-a be more then-a happy to jump in and-a fish you out like I did back at-a my world.

Shadow: *Walks on screen* God knows I won't. *Walks off screen*

Blues (Off screen): Do you have an issue with him or someti-

Shadow (Also off screen): YES, A BIG ONE!

Wario (Do I need to tell you?): Where's the snack bar?

*Moments later out at sea, Sonic is heard whistling the Gilligan's Island theme song*

Shadow: ....I mean this girl I live with, her cousin is out of his mind!

Snapper: Oh, c'mon. I'm sure he's not all that bad.

Shadow: Oh no? Let's hear you say that when you meet him in person- SONIC, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL THROW YOU OVERBOARD!

Sonic: .....Sorry about that.

Coco: Focus, now what does the locator say about where the crystal is?

Sonic: *Looks at the locator and points East* That way!

*Cut to Crunch at the wheel*

Crunch: Aye aye, captain! *Turns East*

*Cut back to Sonic where Rock is sitting next to him*

Rock: So, are there any other bad guys we have to worry about?

Crunch: Well, theres plenty to look out for. Such as Ninja Penguins, N-Gin, Nina Cortex, the Elementals, The Viscount, Doctor Nefarious Tropy, and of course Louis Lupe.

Rock: Who?

Coco: Aw, now you got HIM started!

Crunch: It all started at the auditionins *A flashback plays through the following dialogue* You see, ever since a recent accident on a race track in space, we had to hire actors to play me in a few reenactment until my injuries were fully recovored. The first guy knew the whole thing was an act. But on a reenactment of the Power Gem fiasco, HE came and auditionined for my part. He passed with flying colors, and at first he knew he was an actor, but after a series of car wrecks, he started to think he really WAS me. *End flashback* Ever since, he's been trying to steal my life.

Sonic: So, what you're saying is he's a nut.

Crunch: Right.

Sonic: *Looks at the locator and point at the docks* Park us over there.

Crunch: You got it!

Aku Aku: Would you care to share your life's story?

Burn: ...

Aku Aku: Perhaps another time then.

*Cut to Louis sleeping in his boat*

Pac-Man (As they drive across the screen): We might wanna stop for some lunch foist just to get our energy back.

Louis: *Wakes up* Wha- Where all that Jibba-jabba comin' from? *Looks at their boat* Oh I see, the faker finally came this way. *Grabs an oar and starts rowing to the docks* Crunch gonna teach him not to steal other people's lives. C'mon Pinky Bear, we gonna bring a world of hurt to that foo, mess him up bad, mabe even get a nap in! Wear a life jacket out to sea.

*Cut to our heroes on the docks*

Sonic: Alright, first thing's first. We need a ride big enough to hold all of us, then we'll look for a diner, after that we'll follow the signal from the crystal.

Crunch: *Points at a bus* Does that look big enough?

*Moments later on the bus (Driven by Shadow)*

Sonic: See one yet?

Mario: Nope, Not-a yet.

Shadow: While you guys are playing "Spot the diner" would you mind looking for a gas station too? We're running low. *Looks up ahead* OH, CRAP!

*Cut to a collision course with a Possum girl at the wheel of a car and a crazy cyborg guy on the ground behind the same car*

Crazy cyborg guy: Vell, Zat vas unexpeced. LET US GO AND BE DOING IT AGAIN!

Shadow: *Walks up and grabs him by the shirt* I HAVE THE RIGHT MIND TO BEAT YOU SENSELESS PAL!

Crazy cyborg guy: AAAAAAH! PASADENA, I THINK HE VANT'S TO RIP OUT MEIN BLACK POWER GEM FROM MEIN CHEST!

Shadow: Your what from your where?

Pasadena: Ya'll best let go of ol' Von Clutch 'fore I give ya whatfor!

Shadow: Ma'am this doesn't concern you! *To Von Clutch* Do you know who you're dealing with?

Von Clutch: No, and I don't care. I need to speek with zhe bandicoots.

Coco: About what?

Von Clutch: Villie Vumpacheaks has returned, and he has stolen mein park!

*Coco and Crunch gasp*

Pasadena: He came into the office uninvited, tossed us out the top window, and ran us and the drones outta there like there was now tomarow!

Von Clutch: I vas lucky to make it out vith mein black Power Gem!

Sonic: Could you describe his army to us?

Pasadena: Well, there was different colored ghosts fer starters.

Pac-Man: Crimeny, they must be wreckin' the place! (If anything, spookin' the park goers)

Sonic: Continue.

Pasadena: Anyways, there was also a bunch of robots.

Rock: Robots? What kind?

Pasadena: Oh, you know, big robots, little robots, some as bit as you. He also had an bunch of turtles with wepons fer some reason. Also some cute black an' white fellers with anteneye who yelled "Higgie Higgie"

Sonic: Wait! Were most of the little ones red and round, and most of big ones look like this? *Holds up a picture of Eggman's Next-gen robots*

Pasadena: Yes.

Mario: Si, and did-a the turtles look-a like this *Pulls up a picture of a Koopa* with different colored shells?

Pasadena: Yes.

Rock: And did the rest of those robots look like this *Holds up a picture of a solder robot and a Mettool as he says their size* These ones being big and these ones being small?

Pasadena: How do you know all this without me tellin' ya?

*Mario, Sonic, and Rock nod at each other*

Sonic: Hop in! Both of you!

Shadow (Sarcasticly): *Drops Vonclutch and walks over to the bus* Oh, goodie. More misfits.

*One gas pump, auto repair, diner trip, and drone pick up later, our heroes make it to VonClutch's motor world. (Or whatever Willie's calling it)*

Von Clutch: *Gasp* VHAT HAS HE DONE TO MEIN BEAUTIFUL THEME PARK!?

Willie (Loud speaker): Welcome one and all to Wumpa World! (Shut up!) Where absolutely NO ONE *The gates shut behind our heroes and the drones* escapes the FUN!

Sonic (To Mario): Man, if this is how he defines fun, I'd hate to work here.

Mario: You and-a me both!

Sonic: *Looks at the locator* Well, the crystal's here somewhere.

Rock: Let's try at the castle first!

*One montage of getting past the enemies, and obsticles later*

Von Clutch: Villie, vhy vould you do such a thing as zis?

Willie: Ever since I took that job, I felt the urge to rob, I decovored their powers and absorbed it for hours! Now my friends need someone to mob. Ee he he he!

To Be Continued