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*Cue title sequence* Episode 7: A forest of troubles, superstar and mercenary work together. *Jade and Veggicana stare each other down. Zoom out to reveal that it’s on a screen back in Amethyst’s castle* Amethyst: This should be quite a spectacle. Augman: Veggicana is one of the strongest in our army, is she not? Amethyst: Quite so…*Changes the image to A giant golem-like monster (The fully-mutated Bubs)* Gonzola… Gonzola (Not sounding at ALL like Bubs): DAAAR, hiya, master! Gonzola find GOOD vessel! Amethyst: Right…Have you found the Ancient of Water yet? Gonzola: DAAAR…No…Gonzola no find pretty lad

Cast (In order of appearance): Felicty Mario= The Queen Rex Koopa= The Magic Mirror Claudia Miyadro= Hot Pink Sirocko Aquato= Prince Studly Waraphael Wario= Humbert the Huntsman Jaden Von Bat= Don Burn Bandicoot= Huffy Axe Bear= Cheery Snapper= Sleepsalot Raphael Mario= Shy Photon= Blastoff Leather Slithersteen= Shush (His lines will be said on a little lap top-like device which allows him to speak by typing something in and letting it play audio from a voice on it…This was the only role that fit him) Jibachi Zoomflini= The Witch (The Queen’s true form) Valley Hige-hige= The Witch’s assistant (EX-assistant at the

Hey guess what, remember last year when I submitted that A Christmas Carol parody? Of course you don’t. This year, I stuck all 3 parts together! You might find some changes on it somewhere. There is also a Mario Christmas special coming your way (When I get around to continuing on it from last year), so make sure you look out for it. So without further adieu, I give you A Soni-Christmas Carol: Collaborated Edition! *Jade is at the stove cooking pancakes. Shadow is sitting in front of him reading a newspaper. Rouge is sitting across from Shadow holding a clipboard. Omega is sitting on the floor plugged into the kitchen outlet* Shadow: S

*Fade into the Throne Room of the castle, Death Hand stands before Heartana* Heartana: You fell before him? I should have listened to that man. Death Hand: With all due respect my queen, I respect him as a warrior. Heartana: Be that as it may, I cannot let this victory of his go un-punished…RAISE THE NEWCOMER’S BOUNTY TO FIFTY-ZAKILLION WONDERCOINS! ??? (Sounds like Sado): *YAAAWN* What’s all that yelling about? *Cut to a man resembling Sado dressed like a king with purple fur, yellow eyes and red hair then back to Heartana* Heartana: Ah, Shyster, you’ve finally awaken. Shyster: What’s this I hear about a newco

Episode 4: Three-Challenge Thrashing. *No recap for this one. Let's just go to the girls (Red is not present) at breakfast. This is post-D.M.P Arc (One year later)* Flo: I heard Red got into another fight with Jeager yesterday. How did she do? Chupagirl: She won again. I did well in MY match too. Flo: YOU had a match too!? Chupagirl: Mm-hm, it was against Road Rage. I taught that pansey not to mess with Carmen Maria Uramni Tuiapez! Matilda: ...Chupagirl it is. I myself squared off against Hydrazoa. We ended in a stalemate. Flo: GRRRR, I'M SO JEALOUS! I haven't had a real match since the series STARTED! AND IT'S ONLY THE FOURTH EPISODE!

Arc 20: Every Burn needs an Ointment. *During the follwing, we go to a few shots of the Junkyard. Near the end, we find our heroes walking to the gate that leads to the path of the area where the fight with Crunch takes place* Rocky (Voice Over): G'day there, Burn's takin' care of a problem in the hallway, so I'll be opening this arc. Now we've just got the sixth member of our group and- Burn (Voice Over): I'm back, it's all clear. Now then...Once Freezer joined up with our group and became our sixth ally, I ran into an old enemy. Sizzle: Man, how far is this Mount Grimley place? Doof: Shouldn't be TOO far, my GPS is picking it up just a